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Gunga Apple

The apple that was once eaten by eve but has now been reincarnated as an apple of all power and knowledge
"How did Eisntein become so smart?"

"Well he ate the Gunga Apple of course!"
by Not Wilson Nick February 13, 2019
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apple book

did you mean MacBook? the extremely expensive apple laptop
a: I need one of those apple book thingys

b : apple book? did you mean MacBook?
by saltysalsa November 26, 2019
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Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.
Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?
by God Left Us May 6, 2019
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Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.
Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.
by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019
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Apple Pasta

Apple Pasta is when your best friend kisses her boyfriend. It’s like a code word. right after they kiss you text your bff and say “APPLE PASTA!!!!” It’s a really special moment.
girl 1- I just kissed him! I hafta text bff and say Apple Pasta!
girl 1- ‘goes to text messages’ “APPLE PASTA!!”
girl 2- AYEEEEEEE
by tumbler362 June 3, 2019
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polishing the apple

Trying to win someone's favor.

This is a slang term or idiom that originated in the early 20th Century.
You could probably get a salary bump by polishing the apple a little more with your boss.
by goldeneyedmomma June 7, 2017
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apple slapping

An act performed when you bang your girl's vagina backdoor style and your apple bag slaps violently against her thighs making a clapping sound as if a tidal wave is pounding the coastline
Boy,Kevin was apple slapping Heather's vagina with a top speed of 40 knots
by BIG T 49 July 6, 2017
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