Chad apple

A color Changing dildo

Hey did you bring the chad apple?

by Idk. GUESS WHO January 04, 2017

apple pieing

Similar to "icing", if you can get someone to accept the drink apple pie, they have to get down on one knee and chug the drink. However the if the reciever pulls out a mason jar of apple pie within 5 seconds the deliverer has to chug it.

"Oh Eddie just got apple pied!"
"Whose apple pieing him"

by the apple pier January 13, 2013

Wet apple

An inflamed clitoris

Bro, did your girl have a wet Apple?

by Jammer1738 January 06, 2016

Apples Fault.

When you are having a bad day you blame it on apples when you have nothing to blame the bad day on.

"I feel really upset today and don't know why. Its the apples fault."

by Itz Kowla March 02, 2018

apple book

did you mean MacBook? the extremely expensive apple laptop

a: I need one of those apple book thingys

b : apple book? did you mean MacBook?

by saltysalsa November 27, 2019

apples husband

maria’s husband/hubby

did you hear about apples husband?!

by .FORYOONGII February 10, 2021

Apple Thumb

An osteoarthritic condition in the thumbs created by excessive typing on iPad and iPhone touchscreen keyboards.

My Apple Thumbs are killing me. I was up texting friends on Facebook until 2am this morning.

by The British Are Coming July 18, 2013