Alyse day

Every march 1st alyse dick falls of and hast to get a new cock

Alyse day is were we get new cocks

by Jacob big booty September 16, 2018

Alyse

Alyse, a very .. lets just say.. different type of girl, or treny? She seems like the nicest person when you meet her, but when you get to know her she backstabs you straight through the back then wonders why she has no friends. She steals phones, clothes, makeup, and a load of other things. She blames all the things she does on other innocent people that have nothing to do with her mistakes. She is the type that will end up in jail or dead before 18. She chats with boys online and is to scared to talk to her boyfriend att irl but can say whatever online. She thinks shes so tough yet she skips classes because she got exposed for stealing someones phone in her class. shes a skumbag - period.

PersonA: Whoes the biggest hoe in the class? PersonB: Alyse.

by skirt hoe December 29, 2018

Dirty Alyse

An over-the-pants handjob performed on your ethnic boyfriend at one of your racist family gatherings.

My father turned on Fox News while we were eating Thanksgiving dinner, so I gave my Mexican boyfriend a Dirty Alyse under the table to ease some of the tension.

by Shalograve September 27, 2021

alyse davis

amazing...way better then matt or jake...honestly the sexiest lesbian alive

matt- dude alyse davis is a hot lesbo
jake-i totally know!

by thinkkkk August 22, 2009

Ali Greenhough

Owen Wilson look-a-like

"have you seen Ali Greenhough in 'Marley and Me?' "

by NS123456 October 20, 2009

ali eng

a spoon. a flattened spoon. a somewhat slotted spoon. Usually used to mash and mush a variation of potatoes. One who is an "Ali Eng" prefers yellow potatoes. If the potatoe is spudding, it is all the better.

While tripping on triple C's, one might find...ones self, a potato. AKA, you are pulling an Ali Eng.

Excuse me, can you please pass a slice of Ali Eng?

Why yes, my Ali Eng is a little salty today.

by lali yo October 14, 2010

Slime-ali

What salami turns into after it has seen its best days. A mold-like substance that covers the meat when it decays inside the refridgerator.

There's nothing better than a home-made lunch by Mom to really hit the spot...Unless of course she used the last few pieces of slime-ali.

by Stevie Y July 9, 2005