Alyssa complex

SUMBODI HU TURKS LYKE DIZ AND IZ UH MAJER BETCH, SHI LYKES TU YEWL AUT MEH FER BEAIN AWEZOM AN SHET.

Alyssa :" MUH NAMZ ALYISA AN HAM SOKEWL I AET COOKAYZ"

Me: "oh god, she has such a bad Alyssa complex"

by MADDAYAAHHHHA. October 9, 2011

Alyssa

She can be a total trader or she can be a total anime lover. If she is the trader she will try to take all your friends from you and sab you in the back. If she is an anime lover she may have a little jealous side but can set an example for life. she extremely sweet but always be on the look out.

WOW man that chick is so bipolar!
She must be an Alyssa

by partygirlcrasher December 4, 2014

Alyssa

Alyssa is known as the slut/Skank/Whore of the school/town any guy that hooks up with an Alyssa is garanteed to get herpes. She may be cute but Alyssa is very dangerous.. She has a bitchy side and a nice side, although she rarely shows the nice side... Alyssa your s skank.

Guy1: "Do you see Alyssa?"
Guy2: "Yo Skank!"

by Alyssa's 15th ex October 27, 2011

Alyssa

Alyssa is the most cutest and nicest girl you will meet, she will probably marry a michael when she gets older, and love his big dick

Alyssa Omg michael has a big dick

by Jdjsjsjjs July 13, 2017

Alyssa

Alyssa's are the best kind of people in the world. They're so smart, Sophisticated, Cute, and caring. They are open to talk a lot and will stay up late just to talk to you. You can open up to them about a lot of things and they will understand. They are down to hang out whenever and can make you laugh all the time. They'll always be there for you when you need it and are very loving. They're the best people to be in a relationship with and are very Loyal. If you have an Alyssa, never let them go. They are a fucking Goddess.

Guy 1 > Yo dude I just fucked Alyssa and she's so good in bed!
Guy 2 > Damn man, I need an Alyssa for myself.

I love you Alyssa. Never change

by Freddle June 21, 2018

alyssa gibson

ugly dumb bitch with tiny boobs and a nose that even Pinnochio thinks is bad. her farts smell like her breath (bad, like really bad) and im pretty sure a dog outsmarted her on many occasions. also so ugly dicks go soft when they see her. big fan of anime and my little pony.

yo go look in the toilet i just took an Alyssa gibson

by littletittylover69 June 27, 2018

Alyssa

An old shower

Oh shoot the Alyssa is acting up again, better call a plumber

by Onalee2002 September 13, 2018