On Yard

To swear on your yard.

Yahneck Bozo: Hey Mark we're friends right? You trust me right? I promise I didn't steal anything from you.. Oh On yard I didn't steal nothin from you.
Mark: No need to go that far Yahneck.

by CuunCuunLips June 13, 2022

Mullet Yard

Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.

You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.

by Prof. Pressure April 8, 2019

Yard sale

Stuff thrown around everywhere, no one knows what’s going on.

How was that’s workout?

Dude it was a strait up yard sale!

by HaggardHero22 October 25, 2017

Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"

"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

spray yard

When one uses the shower head to masturbate in the shower.

"Yo shelisa, I had a blast using the spray yard last night."

by Shelissa August 30, 2016

50 Yard Fakie

A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"

"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"

MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!

by Schrodinger1008 June 30, 2010

Twenty Yard Fox

A woman, who from afar looks as if she’s extremely attractive. But upon closer examination, is actually not attractive at all.

That girl across the bar was a twenty yard fox.

by Arlo Swanson January 23, 2022