jonathan

The name of thor's hammer according to paul rudd.

I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.

by phoenixfire013 April 3, 2022

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Jonathan

Jonathan is simply the greatest man who ever graced this earth. A compassionate lover and inspirational father, he is truly the best thing to happen to you. Especially if you have a heart of gold

Jonathan is a brilliant man

by Jonathan081918 November 25, 2021

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Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.

- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!

by Blobigga January 25, 2019

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jonathan higgins

The coolest mother fucker around, usually awesome

"Hey were you chillin with Jonathan Higgins? Man i wish i was you."

by xochosinkox October 15, 2013

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jonathan kischuck

Jonathan.. also known as a cooler. Lives his life on a farm breeding with chickens. Some of the locals call him a chicken Fu*ker

Hey you look like you fuck chickens; Chicken Fucker ( jonathan Kischuck )

by Coorslight94 November 22, 2021

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Jonathan is a cool guy. He’s very sweet and so friendly and nice!! He’s the sweetest person ever and he’s extremely cute. He’d do anything for anyone of his friends because that’s how much he cares for them. He seems a bit harsh at first but he has a soft spot. He’s really special and he’s a bully type of guy, but that’s just proof he cares. He doesn’t know how to express his feelings, but he tries to, and he makes an impact off of it. Jonathan is a chill guy and if you ever have a boyfriend named Jonathan, you’re very lucky!!

Boy: Hey!! Her boyfriend is a Jonathan!!

Girl: wow she’s so lucky.

by crystal lol April 2, 2022

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