side five

When a teacher says high five but you are on the other side of the room

Great job... ur so far away so side five!

by THINGSIHEARINSCHOOL March 8, 2017

genital five

A high five but with your genitals.

Ed (to Tanisha): "Dude, we should bang."
Tanisha (to Ed): "We totally should!"
(Both): *genital five*

by Brofisticuffs July 9, 2016

brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by BL00DY R4331T April 25, 2016

Sly-five

Semen spit into a blowjob giver's hand and used to high five the blowjob receiver. To be used when blow job receiver refuses to kiss blowjob giver because his splooge was in his partner's mouth.

My boyfriend refuses to kiss me after I give him blowjobs, so the other day I gave him a sly-five.

by Glockstar April 28, 2016

slong five

When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.

"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.

*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*

Booty sex dry hump nobcheesecake kfc two kids one sandbox one man one jar one man one screwdriver two girls one cup two guys and a horse three men and a hammer four girls fingerpaint

by Grandads teetees August 13, 2016

Five-head

A large forehead that you make fun of

Adams five-head makes him look gay and balding

by Southwestern hicks December 4, 2019

Five Hit

Another way of saying shit.

“Boys, be right back, I gotta go do a Five Hit”

by Phraseking34 January 16, 2020