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goose cock

a dumb ass drunk often trying to fight or rape his friends to compensate for being rape by Canadians a smart ass know it all
Man goose cock got all drunk and tried to rape me in the woods
by Page Master June 21, 2011
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gooses neck

he fixed us up with a gooses neck as soon as we finished the job. sweet.
by darryharry December 23, 2008
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mother goosed

Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.
Brad got mother goosed again.
by NateZ October 14, 2005
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grey goose

clear liquid when mixed w/lemonade mix.this mixture will have you talking shit and driving drunk all weekend long.
nothing is better than a date with a grey goose.
by op March 10, 2004
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Standing Goose

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.
After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)
by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010
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gobble goose

When an animal or person has big fat pouch under the chin, like a very noticeable fatty pouch, whether it be human or animal.
Good Lord! Did you see the size of the gobble goose on that potbelly pig?

That woman's gobble goose was so big that when she talked it jiggled to the point of distraction
by TDCJ 77 March 10, 2015
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goose boobs

by charlottecaitlinzz February 7, 2020
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