Darth Fuckboy

The forbidden chapter in the star wars saga tells of the return of Darth Vader. However, he was planned to wear skin tight pink v-neck tees, snap backs, and shades during the night. This unleashes his midichlorians and makes him the strongest sith lord in all the universe. As magikarp is to gyrados, Darth Vader is to Darth Fuckboy.

rebel soldier- "Commander! Darth Vader's ship is approaching!"
commander- "…"
rebel soldier- "Commander?"
commander- "T-t-thats not Darth Vader, i-i-its… DARTH FUCKBOY!!"

by 2 HA November 10, 2015

Wannabe fuckboy

Someone who tries to act like a fuck boy but can’t get girls.

Louis is a wannabe fuckboy

by What? Ok November 9, 2018

fuckboy o’clock

The hour at which a fuckboy hits you up because he’s drunk or lonely and looking for anyone to fill their void to cuddle or have sex. This will happen late at night, usually when you are ready for bed after not talking to this boy all day. Whos to say you are even their first choice?

It must be fuckboy o’clock because Brandon just hit me up asking if i’d come over.

by lambie69 July 13, 2018

Fuckboy Fresh

A man who proudly displays all the characteristics of a traditional fuckboy unabashedly.

John:"You are looking Fuckboy Fresh today!"

Don:"Yea?! I did smash Ashley and left her on read this morning. HA! HA!"

by TheFinalJustice May 15, 2019

Fuckboy whisperer

A woman that is constantly helping fuckboys strive to be better people. The relationship doesn't have to be sexual in nature.

Hey, did you know Lisa showed Robert how to get his own bed frame and now he doesnt sleep on mattresses on the floor.

Wow she must be a fuckboy whisperer.

by Berguendy March 18, 2019

Educated Fuckboy

An educated fuckboy is a guy who claims to not be like "other guys". They are convincing because of the intelligent way they communicate, but in reality they are exactly like those "other guys".

I'm not a fuckboy. I'm on Tinder mainly to find someone I can vibe with. I'm not looking for a serious relationship. I'm looking for something casual.

*This is a typical response of an educated fuckboy*

by Ciara Leone June 13, 2019

fuckboy jonathan

An asshole who has lots of girls in his phone and hides it from his girlfriend and always says "Shes the one". He always has a backup on girls because he plays them all.

Who gives a shit about fuckboy jonathan

by th3 truth 6969696969696969 June 19, 2017