1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh
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