keys cow

it means ur a susi baka

u are keys cow (susi baka)

by Meme Glory August 17, 2021

Grumpy Cow

verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.

I treated my wife to a grumpy cow last night.

by westwardHo April 28, 2019

boy cow

Boy cow , the act of tucking your genitals between your legs bending over , and mooing as if to simulate the back end of a young male cow

Hey Todd have you ever seen a boy cow ? Mooooooooooooo .

Sex with Timmy was great last night , I was so turned on when he showed me his boy cow.

by Leroybrowncraka August 27, 2017

Cow Funk

Dirty, sexy, spacey, groovy music, usually with an emphasis on intricate yet mellow bass lines and laid back rhythms.

"I never knew what cow funk was until a friend lent me a Phish concert tape from 1997."

"Whenever my lady friend and I get freaky, we like to blast the cow funk."

Phish really brought the cow funk on that Black Eyed Katy

by aybesea April 18, 2018

long cow

Our Lord and Savior. Long Cow was the one who created the universe and everything on it. The most accurate representation of Long Cow is shown in one of William Henry Davis' paintings called 'prize cow'. The painting depicts Long Cow in the form he was at when he achieved moksha. This form was known as the 'true form' by his worshippers. The four gods under him; Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Polish Toilet and Sans are the ones who preached the religion all across the planet earth. Recently however, Long Cow has disappeared. It is theorized that the reason for his disappearance is because of his disappointment in humanity after watching a music video by dream called 'Mask'. Long Cow is often confused for Polish cow. In reality, Polish Cow is Long Cow's alternate form.

Person A: Oh great Long Cow Sama, please forgive me for my sins. Amen.
Long Cow: ok.

by Euro-kun July 28, 2021

cow fire

1. A more extreme version of cow tipping which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for simultaneous cow fires is seventeen

2. A drink found only in St Bernard's Parish and New Orleans

"Dude, you want to go start a cow fire?"
"Nah man, let's just drink some cow fires tonight."

by GHumplik January 16, 2008

Butt Cow

It's when a guy is banging someone in the butthole, they cum inside, then yank their cock out really fast, causing the butthole to pop out. After this, you milk the exposed butthole into a cup and make the other person drink it.

Susie ate tacos the other day..... when I gave her the butt cow, she threw up olives and lettuce everywhere, so I said "bitch, clean this shit!" I haven't given her the butt cow ever since

by E FeAzY September 7, 2007