Brandon

Someone who looks like George "Joji" Miller and denies it when people tell him its true

Person 1: Hey you look like Joji!

Person 2: I am not a BRANDON

by Enigm_A November 10, 2018

Brandon

An only child who’s mom splits up with dad for a woman . Mom is crazy as shit and tends to scream at son for no apparent reason. Lesbian lover has huge handles and is the man in the gay relationship. The father, on the other hand, is a lonely drunk

Wow my mom left my dad for a girl... I’m such a brandon

by miltonsauntie October 12, 2017

Brandon

Super annoying, has bad temper, gets no pussy
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey

At what the fuk is Brandon here for?

Brandon is a nigerian sped

by Big_big_fat ding February 5, 2019

Brandon

I am a brandon I come from foster care I was in foster care. Form the age of 7 to 13 my dad died when I was 2 and have been abused many different ways I am 6.2 pretty buff average in looks and good with cars and a good Carpenter I am 16 now and still happy despite all I went through and have made a couple mistakes but still ok

That brandon

by Thatkid990 February 5, 2019

brandon

my boyfriend. the most perfect person in the world. i love him so much it’s not even funny anymore. he has a big dick too

i love brandon so much i’m marrying him, he’s my soulmate. i’d pick him over hayden christensen (on some days)

by ur mum lol 69420 February 21, 2021

brandon

some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.

random girl hes attracted too: hey brandon
brandon: i had a sex dream about u
random girl: oh...

by ayooooooooooo July 29, 2021

Brandon

The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion

Look at that loser, he must be a Brandon

by Roxyroo May 2, 2019