by Yolanda's child March 14, 2017
The status your nose reaches during a cold dry winter, where it is filled with crust and blood. It is painful to the touch and can affect breathing, smelling and eating. This condition tends to be worse in the early morning immediately after waking.
by J Wanie March 17, 2017
The contract you sign in blood when leg day isn't just a suggestion but a contract of death to come home to your trad goth wife who’s been on her knees begging for a pair of femboy thighs as you await the finest bowl of goyslop.
by nudedude47 September 28, 2024
A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.
Do you have Winter Washitis?
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023
by Car^^en December 11, 2016
The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.
Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!
by Xandrox Boot December 19, 2016
If someone jerking off two dicks at the same time is "skiing," then when the owners of those two dicks suck on that someone's neck, they create that person's "winter scarf."
by Mikecross84 August 09, 2015