winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

Winter Hot Chocolate

Winter Hot Chocolate is when you embark into a females/males septic tank, and install a spout into the pipe system. You must also add a preheater like the gas station coffee machines, and pour yourself a nice mug. You sip on that mug like a nice hot chocolate in the cold days of winter

Dude, she could give me some winter hot chocolate

by Sammyboi69420 September 6, 2025

Winter

A bitch.

#1-Winter's a bitch.
#2-Who the fuck are you?
#1-A figment of some assholes definition of winter.
#2-Oh that guy.

by FUCKHEAD42069 October 16, 2018

Winter pussy

All bundled up and doesn’t leave the house.

Dude I was trying to get laid but she has a bad case of the winter pussy.

by NaterTC November 14, 2020

Angel Winters

(Aka Angelo Martinez, YOB 1994, Child preditor of Las Vegas) A man once found in your alley, smoking a vape with deformed teeth. But when given pitty and a little bit of care, this below average male transforms into a house roadent, addored by many and pitted by alot. Benieth the regualar Twitch streams of therealkreh and nonchalant demeanor and friendly comradery hides an unknown fact. Much like a shapeshifter. It may once again transform into a more dangerious being if left unoticed. He can become your regular friend, a mutual friend, or just the occational fellow you see at your game and card shops. Seemingly normal, with an unfortunate past of homelessness and struggle. A mother who didnt care, a foster system the failed, and a wrong time wrong place problem. In reality this man hides as a preditor pulling at all the heart strings you don't want to know arent true. Beath all that pittiful normalness hides the real preditor, Armando Martinez. A man of just 20 at the time, molesting a 14 year old girl, then being found guilty by the court and ordered probation and jail, but due to the reality of being nothing but a small weak man he ran. 6 years later He still preaches a fake story, but some have already found his true identity and his habits of grooming young children through role play online and if given the opportunity in life. As we know internet preditors still exist, but now they run under aliases and target the unsuspecting and naive.

Angel Winters is the child preditor Armando Martinez.

by DailyTea July 25, 2021

Winter Warmer

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights

Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.

by Phatrus June 11, 2018

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011