Winter wood

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.

Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.

by Wood wood pecker the second February 4, 2024

Arab Winter

The period of time in which one grows out their pubic hair in order to keep warm for the colder months.

Guy 1: Holy crap, it’s so cold I can literally feel my dick shriveling!

Guy 2: Not me, I’m having an Arab Winter. My dick is as warm as the sands of Persia.

by Juulius Caesar XXX December 4, 2017

Female winter mode

The females stop shaving…everything. So unless they got laser hair removal, were blessed with no body hair, have blonde body hair, get waxed still, or for some god forsaken reason they continue to shave throughout the cold season…they simply have body hair like they normally would

No, Brad. I’m not going to the pool party. I’m in female winter mode…

by TheRealWolf November 13, 2023

bill winters

An ambulance chasing attorney

A man who will sue any person for any reason to make a quick buck

I was proud to send my son to law school, until he sued me like a Bill Winters.

by misterfuntime1997 July 23, 2019

Winter Wonderland

Winter Wonderland is when the contents in your bowl turn white because of spent burning time. The holder at the time of discovering the wonderland may smoke or pass to remaining smokers. This final hit has been described as the most relaxing hit.

This hit will go Winter Wonderland for sure."

by Bart B December 11, 2011

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Groundhog Winter

The antonym of "Indian Summer": the last surprise phase of winter, often accompanied by a freeze or snowfall. Usually takes place after the first bloom of spring flowers.

I was about to wax the skis and pack away the gear, but Groundhog Winter hit bringing 10 inches of fresh and we're getting a bonus weekend out on the mountain.

by Duck Lewis April 13, 2011