sick-wicked

incredibly cool, ie; alex f.
also used to explain fresh powder in SLC

This snow is sick-wicked! Let's riiiide!

by amanda October 16, 2003

gnar-wicked

Something that is both gnarley and wicked cool or amazing. Used a lot in action sports to describe something that was really sick or awesome.

Dude that trick you just pulled was gnar-wicked.

by a weird kid March 30, 2008

noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009

Thrash Wanker

A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.

He was such a Thrash Wanker that the tent pegs came out of the ground

by CampWodda June 16, 2010

Perpetual Wanker

One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.

Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.

by Threadpuller March 25, 2011

Phantom Wanker

A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.

Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker

by HankyPanky4255 November 1, 2011

Lazy wanker

Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank

How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.

by Sprot December 28, 2011