wine embolism

A wine clot......like a brain fart, only caused by drinking too much wine!

She had a wine embolism after she left the bar, and had no idea what she did on the way home or how she got home!

by Pologroupie November 29, 2014

Wine-up

The action of drinking wine after being sober.

I better wine-up, everybody here at the party is way ahead of me.

I came home and decided to wine-up , sit on the porch and watch the sunset.

by XRKelly September 4, 2019

Wine Glass for Orange Juice

A metaphor for when a person uses fancy or verbose language to communicate a simple thing.

"Jerry talks too much, he thinks big talk will make us all look stupid."

"My thoughts exactly, he's using a wine glass for orange juice!"

by Dabloom October 24, 2025

De-wine-drated

De-wine-drated, something you can use when you need wine or have a lack of wine.

"I'm so de-wine-drated"

by Luo binghe February 17, 2024

wine hand

Always having a wine glass in your hand till you drink yourself to death.

The self isolation is driving Sagar so crazy, he’s starting to develop a wine hand.

by nilirem April 6, 2020

The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.

“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”

by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023

box o' wine

Wine in a box (ex. Franzia)

She really likes the box o' wine; maybe a little too much.

by georgiatx92 September 3, 2010