David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.

"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023

WilSoN

An acronym for “wildcard sonic neptunic”.

WilSoNs like to do sports and parkour. They are also super random, hence “wildcard”. You never know what they’ll do next. They’re punk-ish and you can tell that they’re super neptunic.

Usually a neptunic partner to an OWEN.

You are the OWEN to my WilSoN.

Dav is my WilSoN.

We went to the skatepark to look for WilSoNs.

by Cranjis McBasketball. May 7, 2023

Wilson

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.

Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.

by ssoott May 10, 2023

Nick Wilson

An absolute munch, aka a super simp, won’t even leave his house because his mouth is filled with muff and still goes to bed with blue balls

Cory: “Dude come to the bar and get hammered with the boys! We can go hoggin!”
Nico: “Sorry cuz, I gotta eat my girls pussy and jerk off on myself like Nick Wilson”

by Motherfucker chazz July 8, 2023

Wilsonism

The practice of staying in your room all day and not going out to touch grass. People who practice Wilsonism think about random stuff every day and probably don't have lives as they spam Valorant games instead of doing schoolwork. These people usually use Discord 24/7 and never leave vc. If you practice Wilsonism get a life. Please! -sincerely your best friend Questionable. Don't question it.

Wilson: I practice Wilsonism!
Bob: Oh so you're a degenerate.

by aignfiugasg August 23, 2023

Wilson

noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.

After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.

by KDubs2004 August 9, 2022