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Waffle Rape

The action or force of being pulled out of bed in order to make waffles
Ben - "My mom woke me up at 6:30 just so that she could waffle rape me"
Kaley - "Are you ok?"
by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019
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Waffle sauce

If you’re a dumb ass and can’t remember the word syrup. Uncommonly known as flapjack juice
Hey can you pass me the waffle sauce please?
by Aquatamo April 29, 2019
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grey waffle

Oh no, Jim’s been Grey Waffled!
by PickleSlizzle August 10, 2019
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Medium Waffle

Gf: hey wanna fuck?
Me: medium waffle.

Gf : we’re done.
by crowberries April 21, 2018
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cottage waffle

A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”

B: “What did she do this time?”

A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
by NezBarnes December 20, 2017
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saucy waffles

The saucy waffles are a group of people in every school that are inseparable and saucy. They are always together and have an amazing friendship.
Look! Here come the saucy waffles!
by Ang3l1n May 2, 2018
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Poop waffle

When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain
My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle
by Eckel123 April 26, 2020
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