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wackbag

The term used to describe a male penis including the scrotum sack. Also used to describe someone who is a dumbass and tends to masturbate excessively.
"Dave is such a wackbag for not hooking up with that waitress the other night, she was all over his GQ ass."

"Everyday at work I can see the look in the eyes of all the Directors and Managers when the hot and busty secretary walks by and they are dreaming of hitting their wackbag underneath their desk."

"My wackbag hurts from all the pussy I have been getting."
by BTK3 July 12, 2008
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bush wacker

a Bush Wacker is one that either likes the out doors and creates his own path in the bush. or one who enjoys a extremly hairy vagina.
look at that bush wacker go. will he ever find it?

the outdoorsman must be a bush wacker look at the twigs on his shirt.
by dragonlungz420 July 24, 2011
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Wack Attack

When someone gets way too high, and freaks out slightly. Symptoms include paleness, sweating, loss of the ability to open your eyes, and a desperate desire to no longer be high.
Josh: Dude, is Sam ok?
Joey: He is Wack Attacking.
Josh: Oh... Shall we fuck with him?

"Fuck... I'm ok... I'm ok... Its just a Wack Attack."
by Beentherebeenhigh August 26, 2009
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wack

Lord Meth in the battle thread
Lord Meth's rhymes are wack
by emseed October 23, 2008
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wackypack

The term given for a type of woman who might display varying degrees of crazy in the future.
From checking Haley’s fridge, I learned that she wasn't the Nurturer, wasn't the Boss and wasn't the Vegan. Her fridge told me that she was Wackypack: and even though her nightly 3:00 AM arguments with my answering machine was still weeks away, Wackypack she was.
by NerdyJen February 11, 2014
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Nic-Nac-Paddy-Wack

An older Irish woman from the housing projects of Boston.Usually the projects in South Boston or Dorchester. Who collects cheaply made figurines ,usually purchased from the dollar store or given to her by deadbeat kids.~ For example; Badly made copies of Hummels and "Irish Crystal" (made in the Philipines) animals. Often found in these collections are sloppily painted ceramic angels usually bought at the local catholic church Bazaar and the inevitable plaque which reads "Kiss me im Irish"
Shannon: "Hey Kelley, i was just ovah aunt mary's house and i tripped on the extension cord that she has plugged into the empty apahtment next door, and i fell into that curio cabinet that she got out of that guys parking space that he shoveled out during the Blizzard of 78. When i fell i grabbed the the front of the curio cabinet and it fell over and all the glass shelves slid out and everything crashed onto the floor.The only thing that didnt break was a statue of the Virgin Mary. She said OH well God works in mysteriouse ways.I felt like saying maybe God dosent like cheap Chinese crap but i didnt. Well she started to cry and she said that i must think shes crazy.I just said you aint crazy Aunt mary,your just Nic-Nac-Paddy-Wack and she got mad and said shed send Whitey Bulger after me.I said id call the FBI and collect the million dollar reward and she laughed and said i better give her enough to replace her junk.I said i think i have some change here and she hit me with her brush on my head and told me to make her a cup of coffee. Four sugars no cream and 3 capfuls of jameson.She was wicked buzzed and fell asleep listening to some Catholic priest singing on the religious channel. he creeped me out so i left. Can i borrow your broom and dustpan Kelley?
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TALLY WACKER

A huge, thick penis measuring 8" or more in lenght, a soul pole, a meat pole.
Look lois, Clark has an enormous tally wacker!!!!
by mike January 7, 2004
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