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kill the laughter

When someone ruins a humorous situation by
A) Saying something that isn't funny
B) Going too far
C) Turning it serious
A)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Or Pizza tastes better.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

B)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Whats the difference between a Jew and a gun?
Rob: I dunno
Dennis: A gun doesn't cry when you shoot it.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

C)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Shut up! The Jews have been through a lot
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
by joe725 April 26, 2008
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killing spree

a five kill streak in halo w/out dying once.
after killing spree comes running riot, rampage, berserker, and finally over kill
hoorah! i got a killing spree bitches
by phobiktweek May 13, 2005
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To Kill a Mockingbird

The one book you read in High School you don't curse as you are reading it.
Man, last night we had to read so many chapters for To Kill a Mockingbird!
Yeah, but at least it doesn't suck like Lord of the Flies
by elefante192 December 18, 2014
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Twin Killing

The act of turning a double play, in the sport of baseball.
The Braves win the game after getting the third out with a twin killing
by Doug Savage III June 24, 2003
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Killing Puppies

John and I were killing puppies before going to the David Bowie concert.
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kill yourself

Something people decide to do when they don't feel like living anymore...

suicide.
Hanging, blowing brains out, dying by your own hands, ect.
by Stephanie Soquet April 2, 2005
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kill the beat

To have rythm with or dance along to a beat
Yo that bboy just killed that beat
He can totally kill the beat
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