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Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 9, 2009
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Wax Eye Cereal Killers

WAX EYE released several parody trading card series. CEREAL KILLERS Series 1, and Series 2 parodies popular cereal brands mixing with iconic horror films.
Wax Eye Cereal Killers is great.
by SPrice1980 April 25, 2022
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Wax Eye Cereal Killers

A series of trading cards by Wax Eye, They include Chucky Harms, Zomba Crunch and Chainsaw Toast Crunch.
Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best.
by SPrice1980 April 20, 2022
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Wax Burner

essentially a person who thinks they're a gangbanger & smells really bad because they refuse to shower despite living with a family member or community home
by huntington304ganggang January 23, 2025
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MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX

CREDIT TO : JERRY BLAVAT THE GEATOR WITH THE HEATER ...DO THE 81...LEADS OFF WITH CANDY AND THE KISSES ...DOUBLE RECORD ALBUM MADE OF WAX

AND HOTWAX RECORDS ...WESTBOUND NUMBER NINE...FLAMING EMBERS
AND CRAIGSLIST..G00GLE..FACEBOOK FAVORITE...WANT ADS ......WANT ADDS

DRIVE
LIVE TO TELL
HOLD ON
RELEASE ME
RAUNCHY

POSITION...ON THE SPINDLE
TRADER JOES
PUSHIN' TOO HARD ...

TARGET:SEE FOR YOURSELF
MOTOWN MINNIEAPOLIS HAS BLOWN DISNEY
NOW that the GAME is in place the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX has to begin fighting the ELDER ABUSE FRAME and the best way to do it is to understand the SOUND AD DISPLAY needs a new partner which easily you know what that is right away , "as tell me FAG BOY " do you have anything else to "ADD".

Hey do they have corporate SOVERIEGNTY over themselves when the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX is in place inside the I SCUM FACTORY.

Isn't it cool to not have to deal with their BABY WIPES as the price of the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX as do you think the G00GLEPLEX.BUTTH0LE delivers to MENLO PARK or maybe the BUYER comes here to PEDAL their awesome SOAPY BANK ON IT HEY DAY BLUE ORIGIN TOOTH SPEAKERS.
by ACTUARIAL FULL CIRCLE August 14, 2022
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Wax Your Starfish

the art of eating ass; performing a rimjob, lickin that bootyhole
by 666tacos August 19, 2020
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Pussy On The Chain Wax

The term "Pussy On The Chain Wax" refers to a partner that satisfies their female partner so effectively that their partner is keeping up consistent grooming of their vaginal area to prompt sexual interaction.
"My tinder date went so well, I put that pussy on the chain wax."

"My girlfriend said we needed to spice up our sex life. So last night I laid it down so good, I put that pussy on the chain wax."
by FuckYourSunshine July 6, 2022
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