Originated in Brisbane, Australia.
When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.
This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.
This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Susan: I got this dress for a bargain! It was on sale.
Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.
Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.
Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.
Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.
Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.
Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.
Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
Get the Vag clap competitionmug. Used to describe a woman's vagina, when dicks, dildos, a large grapefruit, etc. enter it at regular intervals throughout the day.
by David Niagra December 19, 2013
Get the train tunnel vagmug. by Meghan & Brittany November 23, 2006
Get the Gaping Vag Holemug. by wootwoot tayhater October 20, 2010
Get the De Ja Vagmug. When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert takes a trip into the nearby woods to tinkle and is interrupted by secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf touching her labia.
The Toby Keith concert was great but Kaylee got Poison Ivy Vag. It's not stopping me though, I have a poison ivy fetish.
by A Concerned individual March 20, 2014
Get the Poison Ivy Vagmug. Boy 1 - Yo that bitch gave me attitude
Boy 2 - yo do some Vag-Kwon-Do on her
Boy 1- ill super samurai vag slam her
Boy 2 - yo do some Vag-Kwon-Do on her
Boy 1- ill super samurai vag slam her
by highroller234569 October 18, 2008
Get the Vag-Kwon-Domug. by Jason Volk February 12, 2009
Get the Vag. Berriesmug.