Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

When you have experience in the sexual activities.

Boy: Hey wanna come to my place?
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)

by RiadBum March 3, 2017

Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher

A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.

Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!

by Delagodo January 10, 2012

7 DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY

Solves alllllll your problems...

THE MICROWAVE 7 DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY

by 7 DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY November 16, 2016

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef

yes but organic beef

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef because it is just organic.

by Pseudonym of LIFE January 4, 2018

trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

yumm

i cant believe i ate the whole container of trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

A nickname given to someone who can’t play volleyball without breaking their leg.

That Euan boy can’t play volleyball without breaking his leg, He’s a mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

by I’m not a mongo December 23, 2019

Vegan Active

Vegan Active is a former commercial name or so I'm informed that has now impractically become a household names is based on the Vegan Group values of no fuck, inNOWAYSion, VALUE FOR YOUR SUGAR MOMMY and exercise including waiting for veg from unsuspecting animals as weight training - applied to a revolutionary motto of not hurting vegetables, since we do not give you carrots, but rather withold studs and carrots, that's why we pride ourselves in being Vegan Active

I could not help but joining as I felt so sorry anout Sir Riach and as if that isn't bad nough still bein held for ransom. Joined up hpoing to meet somone handsome after rading CONvincing ad, Our mission is to help bring positive change to peoples’ lives. Join one of Vegan Active’s many health clubs throughout United Kingdom and Get Changed.
'tis so true, 'cause after I went to Vegan Active I went to the changing room and DID get changed.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2008