Used to describe a woman's vagina, when dicks, dildos, a large grapefruit, etc. enter it at regular intervals throughout the day.
by David Niagra December 19, 2013
Originated in Brisbane, Australia.
When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.
This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.
This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Susan: I got this dress for a bargain! It was on sale.
Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.
Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.
Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.
Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.
Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.
Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.
Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
by Meghan & Brittany November 21, 2006
When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert takes a trip into the nearby woods to tinkle and is interrupted by secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf touching her labia.
The Toby Keith concert was great but Kaylee got Poison Ivy Vag. It's not stopping me though, I have a poison ivy fetish.
by A Concerned individual March 08, 2014
by wootwoot tayhater October 14, 2010
Boy 1 - Yo that bitch gave me attitude
Boy 2 - yo do some Vag-Kwon-Do on her
Boy 1- ill super samurai vag slam her
Boy 2 - yo do some Vag-Kwon-Do on her
Boy 1- ill super samurai vag slam her
by highroller234569 September 02, 2008
by DJ Cool J December 04, 2008