(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.
by Espressojunky July 07, 2009
An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)
Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
by A Man With A Plan June 01, 2014
by Eveil September 08, 2007
During sex u put on a fake horn and put hot sauce on the tip and shove it far as u can in someones ass. doing this you make a nah sound or some what of a horse noise. Then the blood from the but hole will drip down the horn. You then take off the horn and insert your penis in it till you ejaculate. The two partners take turn drinking from the horn to one pukes. The one who pukes must puke in the other partnes ass crack and eat it till clean.
unicorn surprsie
Me and my buddey hung out last night. We got drunk and ran out of drinking games. We played "unicorn surprise" to pass the time. My face was covered in blood and puke.
Me and my buddey hung out last night. We got drunk and ran out of drinking games. We played "unicorn surprise" to pass the time. My face was covered in blood and puke.
by KickenChicken October 13, 2011
To taser your girlfriend when you are about to ejaculate in the doggy style position, literally making your penis an electric unicorn.
by Lboogied May 18, 2010
Two girls, tracing a penis with their tongues in a sprial effect as if to resemble the indentions of a swirlling unicorn horn.
by CHRISTINADDFE November 11, 2007
by Hagrid@Hogwarts.edu September 19, 2010