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Two stepping

An individual that thinks they can fuck around.

Somebody who comes around like a joker and tries to cause a scene, alter the vibes in a nusicane/annoying type of way, a problematic individual. A cocky or overconfident individual that doesn't know how to act. An individual that throws hate or shade lowkey in a funny or sarcastic manner.
Yeah me and Jack were having a real serious conversation. All of a sudden Johnny comes around and starts two stepping acting phony being himself, fucking around snooping around joking around. Take a f*ckng hike Johnny
by therealest94 February 7, 2020
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two-duder

When someone is performing a task too large for one person. A job that can't be done by oneself.
When you see one of your friends struggling to move a couch by himself. Thats a two-duder. That looks like a heavy fridge, definitely a two-duder
by Bigshooter Rc April 19, 2020
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Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!
by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020
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two-totaler

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
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Level Two

A level two guy will be game to giving a guy or strap-on girl a hj, a bj, frot, but is definitely willing to be penetrated with a real or silicone cock.
He's definitely heteroflexible, he's a level two. He and his girlfriend/boyfriend switch it up in bed, he's definitely level two.
by jaguaronprowl June 13, 2011
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Two-Dividual

Normally ranking over 200 pounds. Whenever such person sits down there is normally a "damn" or "hmpphh"
Example of Two-Dividual
Ojay: *Walks in the room and sit down in a seat causing it to creak*
Everybody: "Damn"
by DefineSomeMysteriousGuy March 7, 2023
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Two goreng

When you make 2 packets of indomie mi goreng 2 minute noodles in one bowl because 1 isn't enough
Hey man, do you want a two goreng or a single mi goreng?

How many gorengs do you do?
by TeaChai December 25, 2022
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