Two Weirdos

The result of two weirdos is...gay fuck ups
Josh: What does two weirdos make?
Peter: A fuck up
Josh: A gay fuck up
by WhipMeDaddyyyyy101 April 26, 2018
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two-nitard

A harmonous pairing of body-conscious articles of clothing producing the effect of a unitard or body suit.

A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.

A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.
"I couldn't find the unitard for my interpretive dance class, so I threw together a two-nitard instead with my teal leotard and leggings."

"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."
by llamamelola February 04, 2010
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two-duder

When someone is performing a task too large for one person. A job that can't be done by oneself.
When you see one of your friends struggling to move a couch by himself. Thats a two-duder. That looks like a heavy fridge, definitely a two-duder
by Bigshooter Rc April 19, 2020
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trick or two

When someone can show you sexual techniques/positions that you may not know.
The gentleman said he could show me a trick or two after he finished fixing the computer.
by CottonHead21 March 23, 2017
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two-totaler

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
by Clapo86 January 29, 2012
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Level Two

A level two guy will be game to giving a guy or strap-on girl a hj, a bj, frot, but is definitely willing to be penetrated with a real or silicone cock.
He's definitely heteroflexible, he's a level two. He and his girlfriend/boyfriend switch it up in bed, he's definitely level two.
by jaguaronprowl June 14, 2011
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Two Draw

When passing round a zoot each person partaking get their turn to smoke, This is refered to as 'two draw'.
"yo blud! I beg you that zoot fam, Me 'afi tek Two Draw an' shot a ting on road, ya get me?
by Double.J August 31, 2008
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