tester

ever seen a fat chav bloke with shitloads of tatoos? well hes probably a tester. tatoo parlours grab random blokes off the street, drug 'em then draw random shit on them.

that 50 cent has so many tatoo's hes gotta b a fuckin tester

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

tubster

A grown man who preys on preteen girls, usually on message boards.

Philbert preyed on a 12 year old girl at vgf, he is a tubster.

by Kirby King January 2, 2005

Teste Tuesday

Teste Tuesday are where every tuesday, men from ages 12 to 80 rub their dicksacks to see it they have any cancer lumps. It is extremely faggit. I would rather get cancer.

man 1: hey man ill check your teste tuesday if you check mine

man 2: sure man, ill even check with my mouth!

by pwnerofall June 23, 2009

taste of chaos tour

The Taste of Chaos tour is the winter version of the Vans Warped tour. although it is put on by the same people, it is nowhere near as good as warped tour. taste of chaos is mainly mainstream bands, such as the used and my chemical romance. the tour is justifed only by the fact that Underoath is playing on some of the dates. there are also some good, less mainstream bands that play on the acoustic and sponsored stages. otherwise, the tour is an excuse for mainstream kids to experience a mini-warped tour, with less moshing and intensity. if you want the real stuff, go to Vans.

Mall Punk: I went to taste of chaos... it was seriously hardcore.

(now everyone go look up mall punk and you will understand)

by the truth May 13, 2005

Taste

An alcholic beverage consisting of 3 or more shots in a 16 ounce glass. Must in be done in repetition until you are unable to drink anymore. You will achieve tasting when you have blacked out and pissed all of your friends and girlfriend off. Possible results are including, but limited to, arrest, cheating, fights, money lost in casinos, and STDs.

After a few tastes last nite, I woke up in Clark County Jail.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

taste the rainbow

a line of women get on their knees, and each put a different colored skittle on their tounges. Then a man 'whips out his shit' and mastribates on their extended tounges. When seaman is librally spread over the faces of the women it will turn colors due to the skittles. The mentioned women then close their mouths and enjoy! :)

Yo! Dave let Jenny, Heather, and Stephanie 'taste the rainbow'!

by Kaine1250377 September 14, 2006

testectomy

The removal of the testicals. (Most likely painful, as one would imagine.)
Test, being testicals and -ectomy being a suffix meaning the removal of; therefore, producing the word testectomy.

Poor bob. He had a testectomy.
Pronunciation: test-ECT-uh-me

by GWsux October 23, 2005