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muddy snail trail

That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 9, 2023
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Greenwood Trails

the best sleepaway camp in the usa. every campers home away from home
i miss greenwood trails. yeah i miss home too
by flyingchicken September 5, 2021
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raking your trail

To arrange the path of hair, that lay on some men and women, connecting the chest follicles to the pubic folicles in a tickling manner typically with a comb or a brush with many bristles.
Dude: "Yo Shorty, you better be ready, cause imma be raking your trail tonight"

Shorty: "That would be the bees knees!"
by Crusty Bitches August 14, 2017
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muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit
I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.
by jimhalper April 18, 2018
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trail guide

A male version of a tramp stamp located below the belly button but above the genitalia.
"Did you see the trail guide on that douche at the beach?"

"
by Tonystarksbitch69 December 1, 2013
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Trail Bunny

(Noun) A woman who hikes trails (often on mountains) and fucks random men that she happens to run into.
1) "Watch out man, there's a trail bunny up ahead."
2) "Thanks but I think I'll keep going!"
by Pluey March 22, 2024
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Snail Trail

When you cum inside of a paraplegic and steal her wheelchair.
"Last night I made your sister snail trail all the way downstairs, we're still hanging out this weekend though right?"
by Leon Skennedy June 6, 2022
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