Trail of Tears

When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.

Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."

Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."

by Ocelcinion October 20, 2019

Happy Trail

The hair underneath your belly button leading to your genitals.

Man, i guess its time for me to shave my happy trail, its starting to get wild and nasty!

by bigboy krypt0 June 18, 2022

trail breaker

The act of carving your way through the deepest bush (pubic hair) until something cracks.

That guy was a real trail breaker

by Smashatime December 22, 2017

Trail Rick

(noun) an expert mountain biker who rides slowly at the back of the pack with the girl.

Marys bike broke and we all took turns being 'Trail Rick'

by cycling-obsession December 6, 2010

insentia trail

A women’s vagina smell that’s very distinct

I’m going to follow her insentia trail to find her

by mr. insentia October 28, 2017

Slug trail

The trail left by a woman's moistened nether regions post coitus on either the bed, underwear or other fabric objects .... slug trail

Babe..... you just left a crazy big slug trail on the bed, like real crazy.

by 503379 January 22, 2017

Trail Bidet

When you shit on the trail and your buddy squirts beer up your ass to clean in up.

I had no toilet paper on the trail and had to dump so buddy gave me a trail bidet.

by skidooboyspoopin December 17, 2024