A tool is a douche bag who enjoys playing girls and thinks they will never find out, they are a two timer, a liar, someone who thinks way to highly of themselves for others, thinks they are gods gift to the world and everyone should bow down to them and worship them, dont have enough brains to figure simple things out, someone who thinks because they are so special no one will ever find out they are using more than one person at the same time, a liar that no one wants to be associated with...the total tooolll
Today we found out Michael and Alex are talking to three girls at once. What tools.
Many ex boyfriends can become tools.
That tool over there just tried to get with me now hes with that other girl.
Many ex boyfriends can become tools.
That tool over there just tried to get with me now hes with that other girl.
by fother muckers July 23, 2009
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to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools
I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker
Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.
Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory
Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.
Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory
by PWD June 11, 2006
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Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!
by Sepcial ED December 14, 2010
Get the Biggest Tool In The Shed mug.combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed
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Means 'Wear A Condom' In A Nonchallant way, so your teachers/parents/boss/anyone else you dont want to kno ur gona have sex, wont notice what your REALLY talking about.
*In The Middle Of A Test.* guy1 "so mann, i was thinkin i was gone "hang out" wit Leah tonight.
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*
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