jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.

I love Jonathan Simmons

by Master Officer November 20, 2021

Jonathan Wilson-Hart

Absolute chadathan of a man
and is pinicle of all things alpha

That bare knuckle fighter is so Jonathan Wilson-Hart

by Not Jonathan Wilson-Hart August 9, 2021

jonathan

A beautiful man who is tall, powerful, emotional. perfect. but he refuses to see it. But the world does. The perfect man ready to practice to be perfect. He can twirl a baton better than anyone, it's a Jonathan thing. A real tall glass of water.

god jonathan is so perfect and goofy
jonathan is literally in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021

Jonathan Alvarado

Jonathan is a man who has the fattest crush on anna kneser. She wishes that she can juts marry him as soon as possible. Jonathan also has a fat crush on dominic, ryan, nathan, wyatt, christian, bradley, and preston. He thinks his brother is the most annoying person in the whole world.

Jonathan Alvarado is a beast in fortnite and he likes red imposters from among us.

by red imposter frm among us September 13, 2021

Jonathan Pierre Hilton

A sexy rat.

"Damn, Stanford, you see that? That's a real Jonathan Pierre Hilton right there. You should fuck."

by Jon-Lover-26 October 1, 2021