united-staten

someone who is from USA bc America is not a country y'all dumb

x: where are you from?
y: I'm from the United States of America
x: oh so you united-staten

by pinzas gominoli May 29, 2021

Unit-body

When an orgy occurs and everyone ends up on the same bed having intersecting sex with all participating couples. You become one, unit-body.

Let's all fuck so hard and transform into a unit-body!

by kneejuice October 22, 2019

Atlanta United

smallest club in MLS, worst fans, crap team. Small banter club.

Person 1: “My club is the size of Atlanta United” Person 2: “so the size of your club is small”
Person 1: “Yes.”

by realoscargv April 12, 2022

heathen units

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.

Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.

by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017

Absolute Unit

Doom Guy. It's just Doom Guy.

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."

by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019

Manchester united

A bunch of rubbish old men playing football

Person 1: who is your favourite manchester united player?
Person 2: no one, they all are rubbish

by Rubbishfootballers March 18, 2021

Pokémon Unite

fucking bullshit game every time i move i get cc by some fucking jewish child who hurts m0y soul emotionally especially luicario mains being fucking prickks being pieces of shit and fucking cunt bags of human beings id rather have aids not gonna lie. also dont get me started on the team balance there all dick heads and are shit at this game. i puke seeing there gameplay. 1v1 me ctptemh u piece of ugly shit ill bang your mother. Oh and fuck gengar players fuck you all. im talking to you onetwo u ugly non touching grass bitch boy maidenless loser. and even the shit teamates who are so bad and are cancer patients whos final wish was to throw a pokemon unite game. also people who dont use there unite move have hemmoroids. fuck greedent

Fuck Pokémon unite

by Buff Garchomp September 5, 2022