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Clan Pet

She/he is the bitch of the clan, they are less popular then the clan slut but still whorish. They live to one day be a clan slut.
LOL, Did you see what i made the clan pet do with that chick?!
by James-D_O_A October 20, 2010
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Cheer Pet

The children or team members of a cheer leading squad, but not limited to that sport or activity, usually overseen by an overly involved, overly protective parent or coach. Cheer pets can always be indentified by their smug attitudes, enormous sense of entitlement, and extremely narrow view of the outside world. Similar to that person at work whose Dad in the boss.
The only reason they are the captains is because their mom is the coach and they are her little cheer pets.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 9, 2015
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Viable Pet

A pet, usually a dog, that is able to exist without doing dishonorable things like chewing couches, staring at leaves, pooping on coworkers, ruining automobiles, or stealing toothbrushes. It is a rather low bar for a canine to clear; however, park hobo mongrels that were forced upon an unsuspecting patsy are quite often unable to qualify.
Sparky, a masculine medium-sized papered dog, is a viable pet and that bothers Ron. Song written about him called "Beast."
by tnj629 February 19, 2022
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Pet the fur

Getting drunk while having enormous fun.
“I’m so hungover today, but it was worth it. I pet the fur all night.”
by Flatch76 March 15, 2022
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Petting the pelican

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.
by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013
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Pet Videos

Pet videos are the highest level of art it the entire multiverse! They are videos of a pet, they are stress relieving videos after a hard day at work, school, or anything tough.
Man, I'm gonna watch some pet videos after I come home from work.
by Tiktaalik fan April 19, 2022
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Teacher's Pet

The teacher's pet is like satan. they will remind the teachers about homework and you will want to murder him
Teacher's Pet: TEACHER YOU FORGOT OUR HOMEWORK!!!
Tod: SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO
by Jesus Christ?! March 9, 2023
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