uber the jet

When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.

Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."

by animaee September 8, 2019

Crashing a Jet

verb: the act of prematurely celebrating and then FAILING to accomplish what you were celebrating for.

Crashing a Jet, The NY Jets making up Super Bowl end zone dances BEFORE they make it to the Super Bowl!

by Grimmlock25 January 24, 2011

jet lube

The lube that is used for excessively shoving your cock in a girls hole.

My cock did not fit until I used some jet lube.

by Coleman Lee March 14, 2015

Jet Job

Verb-to receive oral sex from a water jet in a pool/Jacuzzi etc.
Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"

Man, that Jacuzzi just gave me a Jet Job.

by Aquaphile June 14, 2017

Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor

Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019

Jet Feets

Running fast or making someone else run.

I had him running Jet Feets last night.

by BKwho November 6, 2022

jizz n jet

To ejaculate on a female companion and leaving afterwards

went to Becky's house only to jizz n jet

by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017