Curses Multiply

All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.
Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.
by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023
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the 1989 curse

the 1989 curse refers to when during the 1989 (SV) era, Taylor Swift was struggling mentally with an eating disorder. at the end of every show, she reportedly felt like she was going to pass out after every show. while this era was still going on (2014-2016), Kim K. called her a snake. on Taylors Instagram, twitter, and any social media platform she had, she was flooded with comments of the snake emoji.

now, during the 1989 (TV) era, during her era's tour in Rio de Janeiro in brazil, one of her fans sadly passed away. she almost passed out during one of her shows as well due to the intense heat in Brazil this past summer. she was crying in her hotel room when she found out some of her fans had died. Taylor was being called a snake again due to her not "giving her fans water" when it was not her fault. the venue refused to give out water to her fans, and when she was on stage, she was scanning the crowd. she called out water to a fan who needed it during her performance of all too well ten-minute version of the red era.

tl;dr both eras were highly successful, but she was criticized and canceled in both of them for things she didn't even mean to happen.
Person A: "did you hear about the 1989 curse?"
Person B: "no, i didnt, what is it?"
by princesspower781 January 05, 2024
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mother's curse

"May you have children who turn out just like you." Used by parents who are fed up with their kids' attitudes or behaviours.
My kid won't clean his room; it's the mother's curse come back to haunt me! I never cleaned my room either when I was a kid.
by The upstairs guy May 15, 2019
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pot split curse

When the Fantasy Gods have struck down and punished the teams who split the pot in prior championships
Nuch’s team hasn’t been good lately huh?”
“You didn’t hear? He got hit with the ole Pot Split Curse!
by This Guyyy Joe December 08, 2024
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The Eli Curse

The Eli Curse is when Eli chooses the team he will root for this year and that team then goes on to go to the superbowl and lose
You're rooting for the Dolphins? You know they have the Eli curse right?
by Bentassasin September 27, 2022
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Cover Cursing

Using terms that are meant to replace curse words.
I beat that motha-hussla at his own game!

Cover cursing is safer to use.
by The Kay Rock Touch May 15, 2017
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Spider-man's Curse

When the characters cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his love interest begin to date.
Did you see the photos of Tom and Zendaya? Spider-Man's Curse is alive and well
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodVigilante December 21, 2021
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