Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

NO Bagel

Tj

No bagel no bagel

by Person.0. November 23, 2018

Bagel

Pussy

Sharon: "'My bagel is bleeding'" means I'm on my period, Zeke.

by Jemima24 June 22, 2016

Bagel

Someone who is watching porn but says they are looking at bagels

“What are you watching there?”
“Bagels”

by Bob90684 October 11, 2023

sawdy bagels

see sawdy or sawds

Prescott: Yo', did you see Jalwan left?
Prepper: I did, sawdy bagels

by Maroon'n'Black April 3, 2009

jonathan bagel

a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024

Bagel

A seagull that flies over a bay

Bro, look at the huge bagel!

by Exam ,m ndxd January 10, 2022