from the dining table

a song by harry styles written for user @ftdt98s on twitter

From the dining table was written for pau

by no soy pau January 5, 2021

Carolina Card Table

A card table from one of the Carolina's within the United States of America.

"I just got a card table from Carolina! A Carolina Card Table!"

by Gradual Discomfort December 1, 2016

devoured the whole table

When someone slays too much and ate the whole table because they left no crumbs.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, girl, you devoured the whole table!"
Girl 2: "Aww, thank you! Sometimes I slay a bit too much."
Girl 3: " I wish I could slay like that. :("

by Hello3333 August 16, 2022

Laws of the twelve tables

It reflects the social relations of the middle of the 5th century BC, when Roman society was enslaved. These laws regulate both legal and family issues without affecting the foundations of the state system. The laws were written on twelve bronze tables and submitted to the Forum

Lutatsia was at the peak of her beauty at the time, but did not follow the "Laws of the Twelve Tables."

by BegFvag December 5, 2021

naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

table tennis pose

it's a pose in which a woman feels like a table tennis ball during sex with two big guys which kicked her ass out like table tennis racket.

Angela: have you tried a table tennis pose?

Miley: no, what it looks like?

Angela: its literally table tennis...

by lazkqv September 22, 2021

Table Max Wager

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.

So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5

by Mr Falcone December 7, 2007