Lincoln

A fucking angry ass midget

Lincoln is a angry midget

by 2738 November 4, 2021

lincoln-log

a beast killa with a ten inch monster trout. weakness:anybody named addie

strength: can crush ten monsters in under a minute:

lincoln log state can be acquired by getting crossfased.

I just went sicko mode and unlocked my lincoln-log stage. time to go make love to your mother

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.

The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.

by Sir Steve January 19, 2019

Lincoln Log House

Where you stack turds vertically and horizontally to make a Lincoln log house

I just built the biggest Lincoln Log House earlier! That shit was so fun!

by Cav42 February 28, 2023

Going Lincoln

The act of having an ego that is unjustifiably large

"John says he can impregnate women through osmosis"

"Yeah, I know....dude's always going Lincoln"

by citrusincitrus February 6, 2012

The Lincolning

When you do it doggy style and jizz on the back of her/his head without their knowledge.
Specifically done when your girl/guy wants a quickie in a crowded place such as a mall or theater.

"Yeah man, I just gave her The Lincolning in the bathroom and people keep asking her why her hair is wet!"

"Brad gave me The Lincolning at my parents 25th anniversary dinner and then dumped me."

by BunnyLa69 March 28, 2023