brain barf

Used to describe the product of foolish reasoning. Differs from bullshit in the sense that it pertains directly to the reasoning process of the one spouting the nonsense; bullshit, on the other hand, may be merely repeated nonsense, heard elsewhere.

His thesis is brain barf - no way is it going to get approved.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

monkey brains

When you pull ur nut-sack out of ur pants/shorts while keeping ur dick in ur pants, thus makeing them look like a monkeys brain

"Hey billy, wanna see some monkey brains?" "sure why not"..........."EEEEWWWWWWW THATS UR BALLS!"

by Rob Echlin July 22, 2004

dur-brain

Someone that is so dumb that all you feel like responding to them any time they speak is "dur".

You're such a dur-brain.

by azbas May 19, 2008

brain food

1. Food that allegedly improves the functions of the brain. Example: fish (Omega 3 fatty acids)
2. Food that resembles a brain (less popular)

Fish is really great brain food - it can improve brain functions especially in children.

Walnut meat looks like a brain and it helps the brain function - double brain food!

by Garpike April 23, 2010

Shit for brains

A nickname one of my Drill Instructor gave me.

Sgt. McCallum: Shit for Brains, what's your 10th general order?

Me: Sir, I..I mean this Recruit does not remember, Sir!

Sgt. McCallum: WHY YOU STUPID FUCKING INDIVIDUAL, GET ON YOUR FACE AND GIVE ME 25!

Me: Aye Sir!

by Uhhhh March 10, 2005

my brain

my brain is like a file cabinet we got depression anxiety trauma and anger issues :)

jack: my brain is dogshit

jane: same dude

by um no go away October 22, 2020

Dick on the brain

A reference used to describe a person who constantly thinks about penis.

Rob: "You know Tom, i find he constantly thinks about penis."

Luke: "You could say he has dick on the brain."

by Robwhite March 7, 2009