dingle berry

Deserving extreme disrespect. Untrustworthy. Worth nothing. Useless. A pawn in the grand scheme of things. Lower in worth than fescies itself.

"Bahamma Mamma is a dingle berry."

by Ron the Wop / Cousin Ron March 24, 2009

Oops All Berries

Usually spoken when one makes a mistake or miscalculation which leads to an undesired result.

Brandon turned and said "Oops all berries," as the house behind him burned since he forgot to turn off the gas earlier.

by Will October 10, 2003

tinkle berries

The shreds of toilet paper that stick to a woman's pubic hairs after she wipes her vulva.

That toilet paper is so cheap! It gave me tons of tinkle berries.

by Emthe January 27, 2009

eating the red berries

Eating the red berries is showing somebody that it's safe to do something.

This phrase derived from how a monkey won't eat the red berries unless they see another monkey eat them.

When somebody is being forced to do something and don't want to do it, eating the red berries would be doing the thing for them then telling them it's safe to do.

Child: No! I don't want to eat asparagus!
Mother: You have to eat them! They are healthy!
Child: They look gross!
Mother: Father, help me out here!
Father: Fine, I guess I'll be eating the red berries.
(Father eats some asparagus)
Father: See? It's healthy. Not the tastiest thing on the planet, but it's tasty enough to eat.
(Child eats some asparagus)
Child: Oh hey, it's not that bad!

by mr_onomatopoeia September 19, 2022

fozzle-berry pie

A fozzle-berry pie, is similar to a blumpkin pie, but instead you shit on the females face, and make her lick it. Some times you can add objects to this move, i.e - make her suck your dick at the same time, or, strap her arms behind her back, and tell her to lick it.

Jodie: That fozzle-berry pie i had last night was so fucking awesome !!

Kevin: I know, im a pro

Jodie: And the way you made me suck your cock, was so kinky!

Kevin: Shall we do it again tonight ?

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Gary: Why didn't you come with us last night to the pub ?

Terry: I was giving my wife a fozzle-berry pie !

by I<3Blumpkin March 17, 2011

Dick berry juice

When a female or male squeezes your testicles soo hard that blood comes out of your urethra

"last night I made Tim spout out dick berry juice."

by #funkalicious August 4, 2017

apple berry farquaad

when someone lies to you or your board in general you yell this and be told to shut up

don't be a apple berry farquaad

by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018