browser beating

Spending an inordinate amount of time surfing the net.

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!

by lordjulius May 17, 2009

Beat and Sleep.

A term used when someone promptly masturbates before going to sleep.

Every night my neighbors beat and sleep.

by Rustleton November 10, 2010

beat sandwich

When you beat someone's ass and then you eat it.

"Who wants a beat sandwich?"

by Aunt Barb October 9, 2008

beat time

Similar to bed time, but takes place about 5 minutes prior. It's that special time of night when, you guessed it, masterbation occurs.

"I gotta go, it's my beat time."

by LosrDogg July 26, 2009

beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

by MateoP April 1, 2008

Beat No Jimmy

Fucking a girl without a condom intentionally and being proud of it.

"Last night, I beat no jimmy, it felt bomb"

"I beat no jimmy, i need to get plan b"

by JDOT23 October 13, 2014

she's beat

she's motherfucking ugly

girl 1:"that's the girl bobby took home last night!"

girl 2:"oh... she's beat."

by some beat chick January 2, 2009