fire-hrea

When diarrhea burns your anal cavity.

"Dude, I total had fire-hrea last night. I now have 2nd degree burns"

by Joel \m/ January 20, 2008

dennison fire

The biggest bunch of basement saving ketchup dicks you have ever seen. They stand around having a circle jerk after watching someone’s house burn down because they got there quick and did the best they could!

Dennison fire had to call help again because they had a trash can fire!

by Putitoutwhenitfallsdwn March 19, 2022

Fire cum

When the cum so hot it burns through your dick and creates a Jewish synagogue inside of your liver

Yo we got that mad fire cum

by Clooch god March 02, 2019

Fire Claw

How to describe a beautiful girl with fire in her heart that’s set on protecting those she loves. A brave girl that will love unconditionally and be quick to defend against those that hurt you. Stubborn to change, but compassionate when it counts. A girl that lets you know she misses you even if you’ve just been together.

Look how happy he is, he must have himself a Fire Claw!

by CaptainCon February 13, 2018

Fire+Water

When fire needs water to activate.
Sex God: "bro the fire needs water to activate WALLAH!"
Italian Dog: "Oh yeah cuz!?"
Polish Dog: (tries burning water) "ITS NOT WORKING!!! OI, ITS NOT WORKING! "
... :/

Fire+Water=Mc'Lit

by Pats Boy12345 November 24, 2016

Colonel Fire

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.

Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!

by Mayo Sanchez October 08, 2009

life is on fire

When someone is being a whiney little bitch ass for no reason.

My roommate smells like old spice. I can't sleep, I can't think, and I don't even want to be in the room.

Dude, quit acting life your life is on fire!

by #27 April 04, 2009