Monkeys and Bananas

A term used for if the public believes two or more things go together well, but in reality they were forced to be that way. This is due to the fact that monkeys don't live where bananas grow, because they don't live in their mouthes when many people believe monkeys love eating bananas

People seem to just absolutely love anything if there's bacon in/on it, it's like Monkeys and Bananas

by I Make Perfect Sense August 21, 2017

Banana Mouth

The tendency for some people to make clicking and wet sucking sounds while talking, as if the person is eating a banana.

A long Zoom call, high quality headphones, and the presenter's severe banana mouth was a torturous combination.

by ElementalP January 21, 2021

boise banana

The act of carving a large potato into a phallic shape to be used as a sexual toy.

Winters can be long in Idaho, but Delores passes the time riding her boise banana.

by Sticky Richard January 17, 2014

Goopy Banana

A recently ejaculated half flaccid penis removed from a condom.

After bob removed his penis, he asked if i wanted a goopy banana for desert.

by AKW-DB July 13, 2018

Third Banana

Being the third best. Similar to “playing second fiddle”

Al Roker is third banana

by LeSabre1993 November 28, 2019

Skip The Banana

To “Skip A Banana” is to deny a homosexual’s gay intentions with your body. (The term “banana” is in phallic reference to the male genatalia.)

To “Skip The Banana” is to deny a homosexual’s gay intentions with your body. (The term “banana” is in phallic reference to the male genatalia.)

“Yo Sean, did you get with that gay guy Andrew.”

Sean- “Nah bro, I skipped that banana”

by The Man With Glasses July 5, 2018

Banana line

Male version of a bikini line...

“When I put on my new speedo I quickly realized I forgot to tidy up my banana line”

by SmashDalena August 15, 2018