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textantrum

A temper tantrum delivered to its audience via text message.
by ™Mule September 8, 2011
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laporte texas

Nothing but pill head hoes and nasty hating ass niggas.
by Jizzzer February 15, 2017
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texas rodeo

Doing your lady doggy-style and just before you finish, you yell out her sister's name or your ex's name and see how long you can hold on for. 7 seconds is a good ride.
Her carpet will never recover from the last time we played Texas Rodeo, although my mechanical bull riding skills have improved dramatically.
by Biggity April 17, 2006
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texas

contrary to popular belief, texas is probably the least racist of states and contains a huge diversity of mexicans,whites and blacks. Our moral qualities are also in fact sterling and to be aspired to, for we rarely condone stupid behaviour like cousins having sex or something of that nature. All i can say for those who don't deserve to reserve an opinion about texas because they haven't been there is that they should come down and experience the serenity that defines texas. I'd also like to comment that george bush is not actually from texas.
reppin ATX and H-town bitches!!! DA BOTTOM!!!
(warning: weather in texas extremely unpredictable)
by nolimitsoldier July 24, 2008
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texas tech

A major Texas school located out in the BFE that is Lubbock. Surounded by desert and cotten feilds Texas Tech is a jem in the ruff, a shining beakon of knowledge, a, well you get the picture. Also, a great party school and was voted #2 by playboy magazine for the hottiest girls at any university. May be a major source of STD's
Did you hear about that great party out at Texas Tech last night
by Raider Red November 28, 2005
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texas mouth

Generally a side effect to long-term smoking, which causes the smoker to talk using only one side of the mouth.
Drew Barrymore seems to have a bit of a texas mouth.
by Shervin N March 22, 2007
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Texas Car Pool

When someone takes out their rage on a homosexual primarily from suppressing inner homo-erotic feelings. Usually the homosexual dies in some mid-evil torture like being drawn and quartered.
Mike noticed that guy making eye contact with him at the bar, so we gave him a Texas Car Pool.
by Poo-machine September 30, 2009
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