texas lube

The act of using whataburger ketchup for lube during sexual intercouse

Ty and Seth only use Texas lube because it has an unmatched consistency

by Hasonmays March 15, 2016

Texas Lip

When you insert chewing tobacco into a girls pussy lip or vaginal cavity and eat her out. The sensation of vaginal stimulation and burning coupled with a nice nicotine buzz will provide the highest orgasm known to man kind.

Billy went to Cowtown Rodeo and used his good old Long-cut Grizzly Dark to give a girl the wildest Texas Lip of her life. She came eight times in the back of his Ford pickup.

by Dirty69 September 19, 2020

Texas Lightshow

The Texas Light Show is the art of placing a Roman Candle in the rectum of a companion, then lighting the fuse, thus causing the firework to shoot out of the buttocks of your companion

D00d, did you see that Texas Lightshow last night?! Bill's butthole is black!!!

by Conrad Lewiston June 4, 2012

Godley, Texas

A town full of douches that think only of them selves, and very very few nice people. They often chase kids out of their school because they are bullies and jerks:). The only people who are treated like actually human beings are the ones who sit with the “popular kids”.

“Godley, Texas is so terrible”

by Brobruhbye August 29, 2018

milford texas

A small town of 700 friendly folks and a few old grouches.

Milford Texas is a small, but lovely town.

by 090302 December 30, 2016

Texas Showdown

When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.

dude last night was so crazy, me and jasmine did a Texas Showdown

by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020

texas buttercup

When you fart in your cupped hand and then open it under someone's nose.

"How did you get revenge on Mark for that prank he pulled on you?"
"Oh, I just gave him the ole texas buttercup."

by hyhyhsdfhdf November 22, 2013