taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

taking a number four

It is the act of taking a shit while holding hands with another. Person taking a number two

Wanna hold hands while we shit and call it taking a number four

by ass assassination December 22, 2016

Taking a Jabba

Taking a selfie from your chest, with the goal of making as many chins as possible in the photo.

Hold on, I'm taking a Jabba. I think I got seven chins in.

by adhlqetu January 1, 2017

Taking backseat

When you are trying to get two people together but basically forcing them to get together

Dam john was taking backseat tonight

by PiriPiri January 6, 2017

taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017

taking my mind

It's basically saying that you like someone. And you can't stop thinking about them

Wow your taking my mind

by yoyocarl April 16, 2017

taking mandy home for christmas

When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)

MANDY=MD-MA

Person 1: You got Mandy

Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?

Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas

Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas

by TkMhFc July 24, 2017