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Twat Rug

I love the softness of her twat rug
by kenwyngolf May 29, 2008
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Cuntball Twat

1. Male version of cunt bitch
2. Lying douche-bag
3. Used to describe people named Chandler
4. Most satisfying if preceded by the word 'fucking'
"God he is such a fucking cuntball twat!"

"What a dumb fucking cuntball twat."
by Pippylongstocking01 January 8, 2012
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T.K Twats

Being pissed off because you can't find your size in T.K Maxx ..
John "I Went shopping for a coat at T.K Twats and couldn't find my size, everything is either x small or xxxx large"
Steve " it's a designer outlet for midgets and giants lol "
John " most of the time I can never find what I want, that's why I call it T.K Twats ":-)
by TrousersPants October 1, 2018
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twack twat

She’s definitely seen brighter days...looks like Tammy has a severe case of Twack Twat.
by Riot Craig May 3, 2018
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Pediatric twat

An overly dramatic phone addicted millennial female with the mentality of a toddler. Characteristics include brightly coloured hair, constantly streaming tears, and ill fitting clothing.
That pediatric twat Smurf is crying cause she broke up with her boyfriend for the 8th time today.
by OG Bobby Hill November 25, 2019
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Twat Shovel

A shovel you use to get the sand out of your vagina
Quick, get her a twat shovel, she's complaining about the BJ she gave me last weekend
by Doctor Skinnfloot January 13, 2015
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Smug Twat

Smug Twat

Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.
I wish Charles would shut up about that wind up earlier.

I know, he is a real smug twat.
by Poco Girl April 14, 2015
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