Smug Twat
Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.
Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.
by Poco Girl April 14, 2015
Get the Smug Twatmug. Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.
Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.
Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.
Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.
by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011
Get the Twat Roastmug. A female that is in dire need of a vaginal cleansing. Not just any gross clam, one that might even be harboring some of the most dangerous mythical creatures. Also disgusting enough to keep away the maybe onlookers. It is a eye-opener of a sight as well as is viewing two straight men having sex, one not so much enjoying it as the other.
Geena: "did you see that raunchy twat in room 28?"
Mike: "yeah!, so disturbing I kept looking at it. Once I finally got away, i've been having nightmares ever since."
Genna: "that's fucked up."
Mike: "yeah!, so disturbing I kept looking at it. Once I finally got away, i've been having nightmares ever since."
Genna: "that's fucked up."
by thetryplethreat November 16, 2010
Get the raunchy twatmug. by tkinrough January 28, 2016
Get the turd twatmug. A tattoo across a woman's pelvic bone, above the vagina or twat.
Like a tramp stamp, but in the front, above the vagina instead of the butt.
Like a tramp stamp, but in the front, above the vagina instead of the butt.
Person A: "You know that girl over there? when she has a bikini on, you can TOTALLY see her twat stamp!"
Person B: "Don't you mean tramp stamp ?"
Person A: "No, she has one in the front, too!"
Person B: "Don't you mean tramp stamp ?"
Person A: "No, she has one in the front, too!"
by TheGaugeQueen April 23, 2014
Get the Twat stampmug. 1) noun.A qualoquialism for a woman with two female genatalia. 2) adverb. Used as a pun... Instead of Shakespeare s" to be, or not to be". ....
To twat or not to twat... A pun taken from Shakespeare.. to be or not to be.
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??
by Real redboss May 31, 2018
Get the Two twatmug. by Doctor Skinnfloot January 13, 2015
Get the Twat Shovelmug.