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Truthing

When used by a conspiranoic morron the act of spewing the most idiotic conspiracy theories and failing to use the minimal amount of reason or valid evidence.
The earth is flat/vaccines cause autism/5G gives coronavirus

-you're a morron!
I'm not, I'm just truthing
by JJBitter May 5, 2020
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Truth Social

English translation of the Russian phrase “Pravda Social”. See правда социальные.
Party leaders will be unhappy if comrade does not make happy post on Pravda, I mean Truth Social.
by Kbansa November 9, 2022
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Truth Wizard

A person identified who can identify lies with accuracy of at least 80%
Dude I know you're lying.
Are you an Truth Wizard?
by aslpaul3939 January 7, 2021
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Truth bomb dropper

When someone asks you a daring and uncomfortable question in front of everyone.
E: "So, Kris, do you still work with us?"
K: *panics in front of the entire company because they quit months ago yet still get invited to office parties*
HR: damn, E is such a truth bomb dropper.
by Kreve_69 November 19, 2023
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The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023
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Truth claims

No, the claims are implicit in the text. When it says the 'God said *blank*' it is claiming the God said a thing. It's either true or it's false. And stop trying to like everything to biology. It the religion isn't just the right half of the brain or something that is so fucking stupid. It is what it is and what it is is an incest cult. You are defending it because it makes people go 'yay.' That is all that's happening here. It couldn't be any less profound."
Hym "Truth claims aside, your importance of narrative is just more Jordan Peterson Cult shit.

Exodus 90 participant "People are awakening to the golden prophet's one truth! It's so true that we don't even know what true means!"

Hym "Shut up Alex. What you call thought is just a 'yays for everyone' maximizing algorithm.
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?
Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.
by QuacksO March 21, 2024
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