Orangutan Titties

Excessively droopy breasts that are so deflated the nipples point vertically south, instead of horizontally.

She's got orangutan titties. I don't trust nipples that won't look me in the eyes.

by xThunderKuntx May 30, 2016

Hamburger titties

Tits that are mainly comprised by eating McDonalds in an excessive amount

1: Damn that girl has huge tits
2: Yeah but the're just hamburger titties

1: yeah but the dates at McDonalds will be cheap

by SJW Hunter January 6, 2017

Dip N Dot Titties

When the nipple is larger than the boob itself on a woman.

That Asian girl over there had dip n dot titties!

by WhiteIce17 July 19, 2007

ass titties

A woman with a nice, round, juicy ass that is supple like big breasts.

Man, that girl got a ghetto booty like ass titties

by SonicBoom54 June 23, 2012

titties con carne

When you pour chile w/meat on a girls chest and then titty fuck them.

I gave Krista a titties con carne

by TheManTheMythTheLegend November 2, 2003

Tugga War Titties (Tug of War Titties)

When a woman's breasts droop to the sides as if someone is playing Tug of War with them, they are repelling each other in such a manner that they act as if they are magnetic poles that are repellent. Kind of like when one man is pulling on the right tit, and one man is pulling on the left tit.

Picture a nice, droopy, saggy pair of breasts. Now picture a thick rope in place of those breasts, now picture two men, one pulling on each of the ropes in opposite directions, make the boobs separate and go in opposite directions.

"Did you see that 90 year old woman? DAMN! she was lookin fine but she had Tugga War Titties (Tug of War Titties)"

by K-Britt10 February 19, 2009

Titties Popped

When the head lights on a sports car are popped up

Ridin' in the coupe with the titties popped

by Zeotoy October 23, 2008