Dutch Rutter

When one person grabs their penis, and has another work their arm until they ejaculate.

She wouldnt ride my cock like a carnival ride, so i settled for a dutch rutter.

by Colonel Slips March 18, 2009

Dutch Rudder

When you have someone jack you off by grabbing your arm and moving it up and down whilst all you do is hold your peen.

Presents a less gay alternative if some guy handjob-raped you. Maybe you could barter with him and offer a dutch rudder as a less gay option so you could preserve some of your dignity.

by Sicky from SanAn March 17, 2009

dutch fag

What you become as a result of a "Business Shower".

Dude, we were late for our presentation this morning so we had to take a business shower.
WHAT?!? That means you're now a Dutch Fag.

by ezell714 July 28, 2009

double dutch

A 12" record by Frankie Smith recorded in 1979 by Gene Leone at Alpha International Recording Studios in Philadelphia,PA that has sold over 2 million copied to date...
"Double Dutch Bus" and "Triple Dutch Bus" employed "Pig Latin" in the verses, that at the time, many kids were "speaking" so that their parents could not understand them. See example of Double Dutch Bus Pig Latin:

from Double Dutch Bus... "There's A Double Dutch Bus Coming Down The Street..."
"wilse ilsa nilsot milsoving!" ... means...
(We is not moving!)
- just add ils or ilsa to each word.
Double Dutch Bus - Pig Latin

by Gene Leone / Frankie Smith September 20, 2004

Dutch Discount

When you ask for a verbal quote and then shortly thereafter ask for the quote in writing and, upon receiving, the quote ends up being much higher than the quote you were told initially. Often times a friend (usually a well meaning dutchman) knows the quoter and speaks to him on your behalf prior to the written quote thinking he can get you a discount, instead you get screwed.

Hey Steve, thanks for having your buddy Sweder call John. He gave me a 200 dollar dutch discount. Sorry dude.

by Etrain1 January 25, 2013

Dutch Genitraceon

The act of crapping into a cup, placing your genitals onto a surface, and using a stick to trace its outline with your own crap.

Dave: "Is that your dutch genitraceon on my car? That stinks man"

Harold: "I ate curry yesterday!"

by nokia stretch May 21, 2009

Dutch Loft

when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.

heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.

"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"

by Testicle Tuesday January 19, 2008