Dutch Rutter

When one person grabs their penis, and has another work their arm until they ejaculate.

She wouldnt ride my cock like a carnival ride, so i settled for a dutch rutter.

by Colonel Slips November 05, 2008

Dutch Rudder

When you have someone jack you off by grabbing your arm and moving it up and down whilst all you do is hold your peen.

Presents a less gay alternative if some guy handjob-raped you. Maybe you could barter with him and offer a dutch rudder as a less gay option so you could preserve some of your dignity.

by Sicky from SanAn March 17, 2009

dutch fag

What you become as a result of a "Business Shower".

Dude, we were late for our presentation this morning so we had to take a business shower.
WHAT?!? That means you're now a Dutch Fag.

by ezell714 July 28, 2009

double dutch

A 12" record by Frankie Smith recorded in 1979 by Gene Leone at Alpha International Recording Studios in Philadelphia,PA that has sold over 2 million copied to date...
"Double Dutch Bus" and "Triple Dutch Bus" employed "Pig Latin" in the verses, that at the time, many kids were "speaking" so that their parents could not understand them. See example of Double Dutch Bus Pig Latin:

from Double Dutch Bus... "There's A Double Dutch Bus Coming Down The Street..."
"wilse ilsa nilsot milsoving!" ... means...
(We is not moving!)
- just add ils or ilsa to each word.
Double Dutch Bus - Pig Latin

by Gene Leone / Frankie Smith September 20, 2004

Dutch Lemon

The act of accidentally peeing in or on the female genitalia when you were actually trying to cum on/in it.

"I was having sex last night, but I pulled a dutch lemon at the end, it was pretty akward."

by Blawxwich October 23, 2013

dutch laptop

When you fart with a laptop on your lap, thus trapping the aroma until the laptop is moved.

Dad: Hey son take a look at this website

Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?

Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going

by chiguy61 December 09, 2010

Dutch Genitraceon

The act of crapping into a cup, placing your genitals onto a surface, and using a stick to trace its outline with your own crap.

Dave: "Is that your dutch genitraceon on my car? That stinks man"

Harold: "I ate curry yesterday!"

by nokia stretch May 21, 2009