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whore bag

A whore bag is a over sexed female who has atleast 2 kids by the age of 19, and now is so blown out that she cannot feel the pleasure of sex because her beef drapes will swallow anything it will encounter.
Eric and Marks ex-girlfriend is a whore bag.
by Turbo Marq December 3, 2004
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bag of dicks

Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.

I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."

or

"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."

or

"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."
by Bryan745 October 27, 2005
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trick bag

A scheme, manipulation, or situation that seemed legitimate, honest and/or innocent, at first. Usually referred to at time when it may or may not be too late to avoid the full consequences and/or embarrassment.
“My mortgage ended up a lot more expensive than they implied. The bank put me in a ‘trick bag’, but I had already moved my family in.”
by Lite Yagami May 13, 2009
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Titty bag

A variation on tea bagging where a woman with large titties rests her boobs on the forehead of a passed out douch and poses for a picture just to show him how much fun he missed out on.
He could have had a great night until he passed out. Just so he'd never forget why you should stay up, two hot chicks decided to titty bag his dumb ass!
by K-Von May 21, 2017
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half a bag on

The condition of being buzzed but not yet completely drunk.
John came back from the bar early with half a bag on.
by Adam C. L. May 8, 2008
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Peterson bag

A bag of small, insufficient or lackluster amount of leaves. Usually perpetrated by a person trying to rush through their work so as to return to their True North.
If I can catch it with one hand it is a PETERSON BAG!!!!!!
by Poooooody February 4, 2009
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Bagged Lunch

A sexual encounter usually during the mid-day. Usually during lunch time, one would leave work or school to meet someone for a "quickie" then return to work or school. Hence the term "Bagged" lunch
1) Meeting Leah for a bagged lunch today.
2) Heading home today for a bagged lunch.
3) Just had a bagged lunch with a co-worker.
by Pabst blue September 2, 2009
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