Texas Showdown

When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.

dude last night was so crazy, me and jasmine did a Texas Showdown

by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020

texas stranger

A glory hole in a porta john

Nothing says dedication to anonymous random sex like taking part in a Texas Stranger in July.

by MFrancinsidethoughts July 30, 2017

Texas Battery

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”

by Brady31 November 28, 2019

Texas Tower

To bust a nut on somebody from above (v); a nut delivered from above

The bitch at camp pissed me off so I climbed up in a tree and Texas Towered her

by Cum Gremlim January 14, 2020

Texas Salad

The act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that bitch

Yo melissa had the best Texas Salad I've ever tasted

by Niggggggggggggggggggur February 06, 2017

texas lube

The act of using whataburger ketchup for lube during sexual intercouse

Ty and Seth only use Texas lube because it has an unmatched consistency

by Hasonmays December 07, 2015

texas tampon

When a country girl takes her bloody tampon and smacks a city slicker with it then puts it back in her smelly vag

Who ever hit my dog is gonna get a texas tampon.

by Ascendant Succ October 24, 2017