taedium-vitae: noun. A uncommonly boring list of achievements, such as is common in curriculum vitae.
I'd rather read a short and to the point curriculum vitae, than have to ponder over these dull and lengthy taedium-vitae.
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Enough of your unoriginal ranting.
Everyone knows the overused catch phrases already. Make up some new ones! Gack!
a)Use Duct Tape when your arm or leg as an extra joint in the bone and usually would not.
b)Also used for parental entities, namely mothers, when they attempt to use an imperative sentence during a conversation with you.
c)To cover your own mouth from laughing at your witless friends when that terrorist attack finally does come (which in turn keeps you from breathing the biologically detrimental substance).
Everyone knows the overused catch phrases already. Make up some new ones! Gack!
a)Use Duct Tape when your arm or leg as an extra joint in the bone and usually would not.
b)Also used for parental entities, namely mothers, when they attempt to use an imperative sentence during a conversation with you.
c)To cover your own mouth from laughing at your witless friends when that terrorist attack finally does come (which in turn keeps you from breathing the biologically detrimental substance).
a)You are riding your bike and crash. "Crap! I can lick my elbow! is that a good sign?
b)"Hello, son. How is school? You should really try harder to--MMPH MURUR GERT PHIS ERF MEHH MMPH MPH!"
c)"Hey dude, why did that plane just drop a huge barrel out of its cargo hold? Eww. its smells like crap out here *cough* *applies duc tape* see all better bah ha ha. here. have some duct tape
b)"Hello, son. How is school? You should really try harder to--MMPH MURUR GERT PHIS ERF MEHH MMPH MPH!"
c)"Hey dude, why did that plane just drop a huge barrel out of its cargo hold? Eww. its smells like crap out here *cough* *applies duc tape* see all better bah ha ha. here. have some duct tape
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